Mr. Peabody is One Outrageous Dude, He's Totally in My Face!
I don't think anybody bothered to tell the Dreamworks execs that the "Poochie" episode of The Simpsons was supposed to be SATIRE. It's not a bloody instruction manual, ya schnorers!
I'm a huge fan of Rocky & Bullwinkle, but all these bad CGI movie adaptations just leave me feeling depressed. No wonder I have regular panic attacks about the thought of mortality. Movies like this are used by atheists as evidence in debates. Oy, my head hurts.
I wish I had some holy water. Back, back! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!